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"You're not going to make the world any better by shouting at it" "I can try" Ask me anything - I'll always answer honestly (or sarcastically, but I will always answer promise)

Jordan's bookshelf: read

The Discworld Graphic Novels: The Colour of Magic/The Light Fantastic
Mort
Going Postal
Equal Rites
Hogfather
Reaper Man
Thief of Time
Soul Music
Making Money
The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
Hero
Bossypants
The Hunger Games
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Nightmare Hour: Time for Terror
Arthur, High King of Britain
Kick-Ass
To Kill a Mockingbird
Will Grayson, Will Grayson
The Fault in Our Stars


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How the actual fuck did Iron Man beat Magneto?

Like there are actually no words to describe how fucking stupid it is, like even with no metal in his suit whatsoever there is physically no way that Magneto can be beat when there’s metal around. And in the impossible circumstance that there is no metal he can control all sorts of magnetic field shit and satellites Iron Man is using to communicate and make him completely dysfunctional. 

Not to mention Red Hulk threatening to knock down Utopia, like seriously that is one of the biggest dick moves ever AND if it would work why wouldn’t they just do that from the beginning?

The X Men lost two battles they should have easily won for no logical reason, also don’t get me started on the fact that I’ve bought like 5 new comics this week and just seen character development for Avengers that I’ve never seen before (although this isn’t that bad because I am looking to diversify from the far superior X Books)

1 month ago
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Remember when Rihanna turned into Storm from the X men or vice versa?

Remember when Rihanna turned into Storm from the X men or vice versa?

4 months ago
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